(Source: theanimalblog)

4fagsunderthestars:

hey there delilah whats it like up in rack city?

i see 10s of 10s of 20s laying down upon your titties

yes i do

no one can twerk dat ass like you

i swear its true

(via wingerjeff)

sophiehallamtwilghtobsessedxx:

Happy Early Valentine’s Day From Disney <3

(via disney-romance)

gnarly:

Ahahhaah

(Source: damnthatswhack)

(Source: larmoyante, via ki-gandh-paya)

psyducked:

I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do

(via klarolinetouch)

breakinq:

my blog will make you smile ♡

(Source: rocknlohan, via gnarly)

(Source: stefanasalvatore, via answers-in-the-stars)

fabynes:

whitecourtkellyrhea:

Our local animal rehab center just posted pics of this owl who got rescued

And I really can’t with him

oh my god

What even

isn’t that the Weasley’s owl Errol?

(via orgasmic-humor)

oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

(via orgasmic-humor)

do-not-feed-the-animal:

i-am-fangirl-hear-me-squeel:

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

tardisinshire:

starllex:

starllex:

why is blood so hard to wash off of your hands?

I JUST REALIZED HOW BAD THIS SOUNDS FOR THE RECORD I HAD A NOSE BLEED IM NOT A SERIAL KILLER

hydrogen peroxide dissolves blood. just fyi

do you think if you gave someone a huge shot of hydrogen peroxide straight into their bloodstream it would kill them?

THIS GODDAMN WEBSITE IS JUST ALL MADE UP OF MURDERERS

Yeah it would btw, cuz that shit just dissolves and foams up everything it touches (oxidizes)

(via orgasmic-humor)

mikerickson:

i didn’t know it was possible to trust someone this much

(via orgasmic-humor)

chadleymacguff:

yogaboi:

My god Kraft what are you selling me 

I don’t know but i’ll take 7

(via orgasmic-humor)

artchipel:

Thomas Barbey - Very Sharp Left