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meanplastic:

money is the anthem of success, so put on mascara and your party dress

meanplastic:

money is the anthem of success, so put on mascara and your party dress

(Source: getofftheinternerd, via gnarly)

— 2 days ago with 176421 notes

thecutestofthecute:

BREAKING NEWS!! DOGS IN PAJAMAS I REPEAT, DOGS!! IN. PAJAMAS!!

(via orgasmic-humor)

— 2 days ago with 48378 notes

officialunitedstates:

accioconfusion:

officialunitedstates:

I don’t trust the media, too many acronyms.  what does cnn stand for?  literally no one knows the answer

cable news network

could be.  literally no one knows

(via orgasmic-humor)

— 2 days ago with 178721 notes

kingtrinbago:

The Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread

(via orgasmic-humor)

— 2 days ago with 140512 notes
scheherazadesdiary:

laughterkey:

tehawesome:

"How do you like living alone, Henry?" I ask myself.
"I’ve got a better question," I reply. "What if all my hoodies sat at the dining room table like they were friends?"

#i live alone

are they drinking detergent

scheherazadesdiary:

laughterkey:

tehawesome:

"How do you like living alone, Henry?" I ask myself.

"I’ve got a better question," I reply. "What if all my hoodies sat at the dining room table like they were friends?"

are they drinking detergent

(via orgasmic-humor)

— 2 days ago with 45553 notes
partlystarsmostlyvoid:

madmenandmayhem:

evilspice:

toyota:

damn the pope about to preach some sick verses

the guy beatboxing behind him

"the guy" is the italian president

P-Francis and the Prez

partlystarsmostlyvoid:

madmenandmayhem:

evilspice:

toyota:

damn the pope about to preach some sick verses

the guy beatboxing behind him

"the guy" is the italian president

P-Francis and the Prez

(via orgasmic-humor)

— 2 days ago with 194280 notes

arnaib:

coffeeandfaith:

Just because I find you attractive doesnt mean I like you. You appeal to my eyes, not my heart or mind. It’s not that deep.

Thank you.

(via dont-touch-my-bindi)

— 2 days ago with 38032 notes

icorly:

mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop called Monsters Ink

(Source: asscrab, via orgasmic-humor)

— 2 days ago with 485473 notes